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Rants & Shit #10:Milking The Dead Cow #3: Mauka Mauka Edition.

Dude did you check out the new Mauka Mauka ad from fucking screen patti? It has got 250k views on YT.
Know what? I don't give a fuck. Like,its physically impossible.Scientifically proven. Negative Fucks Given.  I give so less fucks for it, even The Grumpy Cat,the legend be like,Bro,Bro Chill. Even I don't give so less fucks. 




Even The OG one wasn't funny. 
So,in case you live under a rock(Please Skip This part if you know what The Ad is).
This ad is about a troubled Pakistani guy who doesn't seem to be happy with his life. Sometimes he supports Pakistan and sometimes UAE sometimes fucking Unicorn Land and shit. So this was a bit of a friendly banter between Cricketing Nations playing WC. AND WE  GET THAT. But then shitty Youtubers Picked it up and now it has gone to the shitter.

You know what? We get it. You need money. You need clicks. But sometimes using talent can be useful to do that too. Not always do you need to make a terribly unoriginal,unfunny satire of a trending topic. YES I AM looking at you Screen Patti. Sometimes come up with something original.

And the fact is that these are terribly unoriginal too. It's like Marvel movies. It rips off itself and shits all over the length of the film and still,somehow is successful.

Some ,to avoid being called unoriginal pieces of shit, even go as far to change the dialogue from the whole narrative! I KNOW RIGHT! And they fucking think that's going to salvage them something.

It's been what? 2 Years from when it started? Being a pseudo Indian Cricket fan,it has frustrated the hell out of me. And some vids are good. Don't get me wrong. But I'd still say,if you asked Nick Cage to act in it,even he wouldn't. THAT's how unfunny it is.

So if you are a content creator and you are calling 'Mauka Mauka ad spoof plz clickzzzz' content, you are dead to me. EVEN WORSE, you are like fucking Buzzfeed to me. Might as well write a shitty info blog about "What Celebrity Farts do you smell like".
Sincerely, please stop this shit right now. I can see the sadness and horror of your soul screaming to let some creativity out. Please. Stop this shit before it Rick Rolls all over your face.

Written By:
An Anti-nationalistic Piece of Shit who unlike other people who like this shit,isn't quite retarded yet.

Written By:-
An Unoriginal bitching piece of shit who is irritated by other unoriginal pieces of shit.

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