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Rants which probably wont make sense to most of you.
Hey guys... this post is after Leo won his Oscar. And the internet lost their shit! Initially people were happy for him winning an Oscar,but later people became sad that they lost a meme in him! At this point I just gave up on life! People started reusing all his memes and stuff. And then they started searching for other actors who haven't won an Oscar yet! Talk about Milking the Dead Cow!!
Coincidentally, today was also the day when J.K Rowling confirmed that her new Harry Potter Canon,Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them,a 70 page novel,will have 3 movies dedicated to it. Which fits perfectly into the theme of this rant. Harry Potter and The Milking of the Dead Cow...:P . Now that's a movie I'd prefer to pay to watch! JKR we get it! HP was the only good book you've ever written! But at least give us some decent alternate storylines! We don't want a play which is inaccessible to pretty much everyone except the English guys! And a story about an american wizard?Dafq? I'm pretty sure you are making up stuff as you go.
In other news, Al Qaeda hacked Indian Railways website to post some shit to which I thought,"Who the f reads Indian Railways Website?" There's no time for typing to get a ticket! Leave alone waiting and reading shit on it! Like if you even tried to read it,a billion tickets would already be booked and you'd be forced to take travel to your native place sitting on the train's f!cking toilet. Which coincidentally is also the cleanest place in Indian Trains!
Thanks for the read.
(P.S:I Love Harry Potter,but I strongly feel that Hermoine and Harry should've totally made out.)
Written ByHomeless Talentless Piece of Garbage Shit.
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