Jon Snow Back In News!!
Guess what? Nobody gives a shit!
So this started at the end of season five. As soon as Jon Snow hit that hard ground. something else got harder among Clickbait Bloggers. For the next month, every day,all I had on my Blinkfeed notifs was, Jon Snow's photo and a clickbait title. Guess what? I don't give a shit anymore! I know you earn your bread by depending on me to click the pathetic title, but you know what? You just wasted my 5 seconds of really unfruitful life! And I don't forgive you.
Jon Snow Wave 2: The Hairwatch.
So,bloggers and paparazzi hit a new low when they started watching Kit Harrington's hair and took his hair presence synonymous with his life status in the series,because apparently he hated the hair and only was keeping it because of his contract with HBO! I know! Mad Right?!
(Major Spoilers!! Jon Snow Sighted in set)
So this happened as soon as GoT started shooting and all the shitty paparazzi spies started taking his snaps where he was alive,walking,probably,probably not, but it was mostly illegal and partly meaningless.
Now:Milking the Dead Cow.
Technically,I should've been really hyped for the new season and Jon Snow and shit now. But it's been the same thing over and over throughout last year,no one even bats an eye when Jon Snow is mentioned. Literally no shits given! At this point I am like,...let them bloggers die of hunger. I don't give a shit. Let the new season come out. I am tired of this stuff......
Written By-
Homeless Brain-dead Blogger-hating Hipster Guy...
Written By-
Homeless Brain-dead Blogger-hating Hipster Guy...


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