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Rants&Shit #4:Hipsters Having Time of Their Lives...


So...with all these comic book movies coming out,guess it's not a bad time to be a hipster after all...



I am gonna preface this by saying,I am a geek too...If you noticed someone getting kicked/isolated because of their love of reading books,I'd be that kid likely...

Yeah...these pseudo comic-book movie lovers suck! Ew...get them out of the theatre! Deadpool doesn't like Chimichangas...he just likes saying them.....its clearly written in the Deadpool Issue Number #Gofuckyourself which was released in 1905. Dude...do you even Read Bro? 

What? You never read comics as a child? What, did you have friends and shit growing up? 

I am just gonna go straight up and say it! Not everyone's as lucky as you dummies hipsters! 
Not all of us live in US either to readily make Comic Books available to us! Not our fault we didn't have comic books growing up!!

But...but....Vision's suit...its clearly a bit more skin tone in comics...It's clearly mentioned why he gets that...due to a reaction of the mind gem taken out of the tesseract in an ultimate universe in a parallel dimension in which Scarlet Witch and Vision make out...duh...it's the Ultimate Reloaded Rebooted Alternate Edition Deluxe Supreme Avengers Edition #GoGetALife which came out in like 1000 BC...duh... 

Guess What? No one gives a fuck! If only the comic book readers watched Superhero movies, Marvel would've been as broke as it was about 30 years ago! Making really cheesy and shitty movies with the same old storylines...I say you should be grateful that Comic Book movies have become the hottest Genre these days and the credit partially goes to us,non-comic book readers too...

Oh...I read Avengers like totally...like before it was cool....I mean...I started out with DC Batman Issue No #IDontCare when I was in my mother's womb and have been a Batman Fanboy ever since....
You hipsters who like Batman for making a really good trilogy and loving Heath Ledger...you guys disgust me...Go Kill Yourself.... 

....Oh the irony.......
Written By:
Some guy who has a stick up his arse... 

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