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So if you are new to the internet terminologies,you might be wondering what SJW means...well let's find out..

SJW stands for 'The Social Justice Warriors'.
Now at this point,you might be wondering 'Holy Shit! These guys sound legit. Do these guys meet up at back alley and fight crimes at night? Is the writer from The Illuminati conspiring against the good guys?'
Well...the answer to the former question is NO. The SJWs do NOT fight crimes. And for the second part,the answer is highly classified.
The SJWs are named sarcastically, with a bit of irony... SJWs mostly consist people having an emotional maturity of a 12 year old, who gets butthurt over slightest of offensive content.

You make a retarded Joke,there'd be a thread dedicated to you at reddit calling you an a fucking Pinecone.
You make a slightly sexist joke and you goddamn believe it, there'll be a Tumblr blog about you.
You make a rape joke...well you will be fucking celebrated back in 4Chan but that's not the point...

The SJWs are basically are harmless to a certain point,but are cancer after a certain extent. These guys get offended because they 'think' they should be offended by it. These guys get offended by suicide jokes,rape jokes,mom jokes dad jokes,race jokes and the list goes on.

I mean, just the other day, a youtuber co-ordinated a huge skit. He produced it beautifully and the jokes were well written. It was about a dysfunctional family so, naturally there was a character who was contemplating suicide. Which was just a minor part of a brilliantly produced skit. So.. Down in the YouTube comments, one of the top rated comments was and I quote"Loved the whole skit,but that one suicide joke wasn't funny. Suicide is a problem."

I mean, I don't know the background of this person,but what the fuck does this person presume? If he doesn't joke about it, there'll be no suicide attempts in the world? Get your shit together!

Political correctness has become such a huge problem. Online sites like Youtube were meant to be untapped,uncensored for a reason. In our daily life, we cannot go on and kill someone or have the skill set to investigate a murder. That's precisely why we watch Murder Mysteries. Online sites provide a breath of fresh air. So people who have a problem with cussing,offensive jokes or anything which is done in a light hearted way aimed to cause no harm, just get the fuck out of the internet and go watch Jimmy Fucking Fallon. "Well...what if my kids sees this content?" Well...that's called bad parenting. If you're giving your child a mobile and freedom to do whatever he wants, trust me..youtube would be the least you have to worry about...

Written By:
A Morbidly Obese Penguin wearing a human suit.

So are you an Erudite? or a Dauntless? or a Potterhead? or even a member of District 13??... You know what?

I don't care. The advent of Tumblr has reduced the number if teenagers using Facebook and it spelled catastrophic doom for every guy like me out there...Every Day a bunch of hormone raged teenagers spend enormous amount of time on Tumblr just to write cannons...

Wait what?
I thought Cannons are weird looking guns that shoot fireballs... Gone are those days where cannons meant any of those things. Nowadays cannons are fanmade extensions to famous young adult stories that hooked this generation. I am not against any fanmade stuff but the sheer amount of these redundant and repetitive stories boils my mind.
Long before Tumblr became the new 'Cool' there were a few fanboys and fangirls who used to write the occasional cannons and ship their favorite characters. Yes Ships are your favorite character couples you thought are made for each other or are OTPs (One True Pairs). People used to ship Harmony, Dramione, Jimlock, Johnlock and it was a quite peaceful affair.

But nowadays the fandoms are being filled with mudbloods guys and girls who have no knowledge about any of the characters but are a part of a Fandom just to look cool and has resulted in the overcrowding of the fandoms.

I sincerely sympathise with the nerd fans that such people have encroached on your fandoms, and here on this blog I'm going to post all the rants and offer my insights on various problems hard core fans face in the fantasy world.

Written By:
A Potterhead, an Erudite, A Ravenclaw, A member of the District 9 and a guy who supports Baratheons of Dragonstone